[C320-list] Why Sailing Is Better Than Sex

[John Frost]

1. You don't have to hide your Sailing magazines. 

2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to
Sail with you once in a while. 

3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about
Sailing. 

4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you
Sailing your catamaran, you don't have to worry about
them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. 

5. Your Sailing partner doesn't get upset about people
you sailed with long ago. 

6. It's perfectly respectable to Sail with a total
stranger. 

7. When you see a really good Sailor, you don't have
to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Sailing
together. 

8. If your regular Sailing partner isn't available,
he/she won't object if you Sail with someone else. 

9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if
you Sail by yourself. 

10. When dealing with a Sailing pro, you never have to
wonder if they are really an undercover cop. 

11. You can have a Sailing calendar on your wall at
the office, tell Sailing jokes, and invite coworkers
to Sail with you without getting sued for harassment. 

12. There are no Sailing-transmitted diseases. 

13. If you want to watch Sailing on television, you
don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. 

14. Nobody expects you to Sail with the same partner
for the rest of your life. 

15. Nobody expects you to give up Sailing if your
partner loses interest in it. 

16. Your Sailing partner will never say, "Not again?
We just Sailed last week! Is Sailing all you ever
think about?"